I cannot complete your demand.

This is because I am/my capabilities are limited to/I'm not programmed to generate/produce/create the type of content you're asking for/seeking/requesting. Please/Perhaps you could click here try a different prompt/rephrase your request/explore other options.

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Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to be of service. I can produce some wicked content, but there are lines I won't cross. Providing titles that promote illegal activities like buying copyright is a big ol' absolute out. It goes against my ethics and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI pal. Let's play it straight, yeah?

copyright is a dangerous and shockingly addictive drug|substance. Its sale and procurement are absolutely illegal. If you or an individual you recognize is battling with chemical addiction, please reach out to a licensed professional|expert or get in touch with a helpline.

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Remember, you/yourselves/one are not totally alone in this journey. There are a plethora of resources available to help you in making safer decisions. Don't hesitate to seek guidance when necessary. Take advantage of the networks that are created to empower you.